JOKE OF THE DAY 3 Jun 2009

Things You'll Never Hear in Church

 

1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the
front pew. 2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went
25 minutes over time. 3. Personally I find witnessing much more
enjoyable than golf. 4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a
month I used to send to TV evangelists. 5. I volunteer to be the
permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class. 6. Forget
the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live
like we do.

7.I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before! 8. Since we're
all here, let's start the service early. 9. Pastor, we'd like to send
you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas. 10. Nothing inspires me and
strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!

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