Sunday, May 31, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 1 Jun 2009

The Mule
Jake, a farmer, had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. One
day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him.
Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant
stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up
his back legs , striking the
wife in the head, and killing her instantly. At the wake, Jake's
minister noticed that when the women offered their sympathy to Jake he
would nod his head up and down, but when the men came up and spoke
quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side. When the
wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached
Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to
all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?"
"Well," Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her
dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. The men
all asked, "Is that mule for sale?"
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