JOKE OF THE DAY 29 May 2009

You Just Might Be A Scrooge..

 

...if your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve
is gin, vodka and bourbon.

...if you turn on the lawn sprinklers on
Christmas Eve to keep carolers away.

...if you buy all of your
Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas.

...if your favorite
version of "A Christmas Carol" stars Bob Packwood or Bill Clinton.
...if your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson.
...if you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts.

...if your prized Christmas
ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon.

...if your idea of
Christmas dinner is a six-pack of beer and a cheese log. ...if your
best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat. ...if your
favorite version of "Silent Night" is sung by OJ Simpson. ...if your
favorite pasttime is putting defective bulbs in your neighbors' string
of Christmas lights. And, finally - if your only holiday decoration is
a rotting pumpkin... you Just Might Be A Scrooge!
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