JOKE OF THE DAY 3 Apr 2009

Welcome to McDonald's

 

Ted just finished his training session at the
local McDonald's. So he was a little nervous being behind the register
for the first time. His first customer ordered a milkshake. "Ted," his
manager said, "remember to say, Welcome to McDonald's' to each customer
before they order." His second customer ordered a cheeseburger. This
time, the manager approached Ted again, and said, "Remember to ask each
customer if they want fries with their order." At this point a man
came in wearing a ski mask approached Ted at the register and pointed a gun in his face. The gunman
said, "Give me all the money you got in that register kid!" Ted took
one look at his manager, thought to himself, and quickly said to the
masked man, "Would you like that for here or to go?"
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