JOKE OF THE DAY 2 Apr 2009
If Wal-Mart Ran Christmas
~ All gifts would be made of the cheapest possible materials
available in China or maybe Malaysia by vast armies of workers making a
dollar a day. ~ Stockings are filled with cheap toys that break as
soon as the kids take them out and candy in odd colors flavored red,
green, and white - whatever those are. ~ Clothes are produced in just
one design and only 4 color choices. ~ Sizes and cut of the clothes
are strange - certainly not what the buying public is used to - and
don't fit any normal humans. ~ Defects are not weeded out before
shipment to the stores, so you never know if you have zippers with
pulls, buttons that have matching buttonholes, or linings that your arms
can fit through. ~ The stores only receive one shipment of these
seasonal items and they arrive 6 months ahead of the holiday.
~ The number of ugly
and useless items is far greater than any possible good deals, but the
good deals are the only ones advertised. ~ You spend twelve hours
standing in line for one of the advertised computers only to have some
stocker toss them over your head and into the crowd at the designated
sale hour. The only customers to get these items are the ones who just
walked into the area. ~ When you try to return the gifts that don't
fit more than a day after Christmas and you don't have your receipt, the
price has been cut by 75%. ~ You can't exchange it for something that
does fit or that you will use because the store is already sold out and
will not be getting any more.
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available in China or maybe Malaysia by vast armies of workers making a
dollar a day. ~ Stockings are filled with cheap toys that break as
soon as the kids take them out and candy in odd colors flavored red,
green, and white - whatever those are. ~ Clothes are produced in just
one design and only 4 color choices. ~ Sizes and cut of the clothes
are strange - certainly not what the buying public is used to - and
don't fit any normal humans. ~ Defects are not weeded out before
shipment to the stores, so you never know if you have zippers with
pulls, buttons that have matching buttonholes, or linings that your arms
can fit through. ~ The stores only receive one shipment of these
seasonal items and they arrive 6 months ahead of the holiday.
~ The number of ugly
and useless items is far greater than any possible good deals, but the
good deals are the only ones advertised. ~ You spend twelve hours
standing in line for one of the advertised computers only to have some
stocker toss them over your head and into the crowd at the designated
sale hour. The only customers to get these items are the ones who just
walked into the area. ~ When you try to return the gifts that don't
fit more than a day after Christmas and you don't have your receipt, the
price has been cut by 75%. ~ You can't exchange it for something that
does fit or that you will use because the store is already sold out and
will not be getting any more.
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They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But
they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
the world of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great
leaders.
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WORTH READING
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Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of
wisdom that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to
question the priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/WorthReading
Or simply go Blogging @
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18++
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be expletive or subtle but they are definitely rated - XXX. Statutory
Warning - 18++ may be injurious if your mommy sees it, subscribe at your own
risk.
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