JOKE OF THE DAY 9 Mar 2009

Childrens' Letters to God

Dear God: I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset
You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
- Eugene --------- Dear God: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like
that or was it an accident?
- Norma --------- Dear God: I went to this wedding and they kissed
right in church. Is that okay?
- Katy
--------- Dear God: Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for
was a puppy.
- Alex
--------- Dear God: It rained for our whole vacation and is my father
mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say,
but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
- Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)
--------- Dear God: If we come back as something, please don't let me be
Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
- John
--------- Dear God: I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but
not with so much hair all over.
- Sam
--------- Dear God: I bet it is very hard for You to love all the people
in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never
do it.
- George
---------  Dear God: Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the
best.
- Michael
--------- Dear God: My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't
sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they?
- Christopher
--------- Dear God: If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my
new shoes.
- Cathy
--------- Dear God: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday
school, we learned that You did it. So I bet he stole Your idea.
- Sincerely, Courtney
--------- Dear God: I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well,
I just want You to know that I am not just saying this because You are
God already.
- Charles

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