JOKE OF THE DAY 30 Nov 2009

The Lice Incident

My first-grade daughter
brought home our first "lice" note yesterday. I immediately got the
willies and grabbed her by the hand to shave her head. My wife stopped
me, informing me that she didn't have lice, but that we were supposed to
be on the lookout for it. I put on latex gloves, a surgical mask, my
raincoat, grabbed a magnifying glass and started going through her long,
beautiful hair. "What are you doing?" my wife asked when she walked
into the garage. "Looking for rice, Mama!" my daughter piped happily.
"Jasper, I already looked for lice on her head. Take off all that stuff
and come in the house!" "Mommy, I told Daddy you looked already, but
he wanted to look anyways. He said -- 'We had to be really, really
careful because we don't want those little bastards in the house!'"
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