JOKE OF THE DAY 4 Dec 2009

12 Great Tips to Being Handy Around the House

~ If you can't find a
screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved
screwdriver. ~ Despite what you may have been told by your mother,
praying and cursing are both helpful in home repair ... but only if you
are working alone. ~ Work in the kitchen whenever you can ... keeps
you close to the refrigerator. ~ If at first you don't succeed,
redefine success. ~ Stay simple minded: Get a new battery; replace
the bulb or fuse; see if the tank is empty; try turning it to the "on"
position; or just paint over it. ~ Always take credit for miracles.
If you dropped the alarm clock while taking it apart and it suddenly
starts working, you have healed it. ~ If it's electronic, just get a
new one. ~ Fix the shower while showering!
~Regardless of what people say, kicking, pounding, and throwing sometimes
DOES help. ~ Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help. ~
If something looks level, it is level. ~ Above all, if what you've
done is stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid.

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