JOKE OF THE DAY 20 Nov 2009

Don't You Just Hate it When...
... You have to try on a pair of
sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
... The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back
of your ankle. ... The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets
on. ... There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down
to find an address. ... You open a can of soup, and the lid falls in.
... It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't
realize it till you walk across your living room rug. ... There's a
dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. ... You can never
put anything back in a box the way it came. ... Three hours and three
meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of
parsley stuck to your front tooth. ... Your tire gauge lets out half
the air while you're trying to get a reading!
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