JOKE OF THE DAY 27 Nov 2009

New Biz Terminology Here are some new terms to add to your vocabulary
from the 90s office environment.

~ BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a
group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who
was responsible. ~ PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops
something loudly in a"cube farm" (an office full of cubicles) and
everyone's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. ~
TOURISTS - People who take training classes just to get a vacation from
their jobs. "We had three serious students in the class; the rest were
just tourists." ~ TREEWARE - Printed computer software/hardware
documentation. ~ CLM (Career Limiting Move) - Used among microserfs to
describe ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is
within earshot is a serious CLM. (Also known as CEB - Career Ending
Behavior) ~ OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you
realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (See CLM) Click here
for Stupid Human Trick <http://www.irove.com/videos/144/0144.html> <-
PG-13 ~ ADMINISPHERE - The rarefied organizational layers beginning
just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere
are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they
were designed to solve. ~ DILBERTED - To be exploited and oppressed by
your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the engineer in the
job-from-hell comic strip character. "I've been dilberted again. The old
man revised the specs for the fourth time this week." ~ SEAGULL
MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops on
everything, and then leaves. ~ SALMON WEEK - The experience of
spending an entire week swimming upstream only to die, and someone else
get the benefit. ~ 404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide
Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document
could not be located. "Don't bother asking him...he's 404, man." ~
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking an electronic device
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