JOKE OF THE DAY 25 Nov 2009

Some Food For Thought

~ If you're living on the edge, make sure you're
wearing your seat belt! ~ The mind is like a parachute; it works much
better when it's open! ~ Kids in the back seat cause accidents;
accidents in the back seat cause kids! ~ There are two kinds of
pedestrians...the quick and those struck by vehicles. ~ I considered
converting to atheism but decided there weren't enough holidays. ~ An
unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. ~ Never take life
seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. ~ A closed mouth gathers no
feet! ~ Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die. ~ It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere! ~
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought
to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
~ Someday we'll look back on all this... and plow into a
parked car. ~ Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some
days you're the statue. ~ The only difference between a rut and a
grave is the depth. ~ Failure is not getting knocked down... It's not
getting back up! ~ I can please only one person per day. Today is not
your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. ~ Good
news is just life's way of keeping you off balance. ~ Stupidity got
us into this mess - so why can't it get us out? ~ People will accept
your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin
said it first. ~ I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an
interesting path. ~ Indecision is the key to flexibility. ~ In
just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. ~ I always wanted to be a
procrastinator, never got around to it. ~ I plan on living forever.
So far, so good!
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