JOKE OF THE DAY 2 Dec 2009

If College Students Wrote The Bible ...

~ The Last Supper would have been
eaten the next morning -- cold. ~ The Ten Commandments would be only
five -- double-spaced and written in a large font. ~ Reason Cain
killed Abel: they were roommates! ~ Forbidden fruit would have been
eaten because it wasn't approved by the Food Services manager at the
cafeteria. ~ Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's email to
abuse ~ A new edition would be
published every two years in order to limit resales of used copies at
the college bookstore. ~ Reason why Moses and followers walked in the
desert for 40 years: they didn't want to ask directions and look like
freshmen. ~ Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting
on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before it was
due and then "pulled an all nighter."

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