JOKE OF THE DAY 17 Nov 2009

From the Medical Glossary of Dr. Ignoramus Artery
The study of paintings Bacteria
The back door of a cafeteria Barium
What doctors do when patients die Bowel
A letter like A, E, I, O, or U Caesarean Section
A neighborhood in Rome CAT Scan
Searching for Kitty Cauterize
Made eye contact with her Colic
A sheep dog D & C
Where Washington is Dilate
To live long Enema
Not a friend Fester
Quicker Genital
Not Jewish G.I. Series
A soldier's ball game Hangnail
A coat hook Impotent
Distinguished, well known Labor Pain
Getting hurt at work Medical Staff
A doctor's cane Morbid
A higher offer Nitrates
Cheaper than day rates Node
Was aware of Outpatient
A person who fainted Pap Smear
A parenthood test Pelvis
Post-operative
A letter carrier Recovery Room
A place to do upholstery Rectum
A Roman emperor Tablet
A small table Terminal Illness
Getting sick at a computer Tumor
More than one Urine
Opposite of "You're out" Varicose
Nearby Vein
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