JOKE OF THE DAY 16 Nov 2009

Help the Less Fortunate

It's just not right. Thousands of corporate CEOs in our very own country
are living at or just below the seven-figure salary line. And if that
wasn't bad enough, many of them may go several weeks without a paycheck
if they are forced by the government to comply with the new strict
regulations related to the Federal Bailout.

But now you can help. For about three thousand dollars a day (that's
less than the price of a 60" plasma television set) you can help keep a
CEO economically viable during their time of need.

Three thousand dollars a day may not seem like a lot of money to you,
but to a CEO it could mean the difference between a vacation weekend
fishing in Florida or a 14-day Mediteranean cruise.

For you, three thousand dollars is nothing more than a couple of months
rent or a mortgage payment. But to a CEO, three thousand dollars a day
will almost replace his or her salary.

Three thousand dollars a day will enable a CEO to upgrade his or her
home computer, buy that new 180" high-definition projector for the media
room, trade in the 6 month old Lexus for a Ferrari, or enjoy a dinner
(with champagne) at Tavern on the Green in Central Park.
if you do NOT
want to make a Donation! "HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?" Each
month, you will receive a complete financial report on the CEO you
sponsor. Detailed information about his or her stocks, bonds, 401K,
and real-estate holdings will be mailed to your home. You will be able
to watch your CEO's net worth grow. You'll also get information on how
they chose to invest their 12.2 million dollar lump sum they get upon
their retirement. "HOW WILL THEY KNOW I'M HELPING?" Your CEO will
be told that he or she has a SPECIAL FRIEND that just wants to help.
Although the CEO won't know your name, he or she will be able to make
collect calls to your home via a special operator in case they need more
funds.

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