JOKE OF THE DAY 13 Nov 2009

Many Life Lessons to Ponder!

~ Some people are like blisters. They
don't show up until the real work is done! ~ Be careful what rut you
choose to fall into. You may be in it the rest of your life. ~ Your
conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from
enjoying it! ~ Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you
to look for it in more places. ~ Middle-age is when broadness of the
mind and narrowness of the
waist exchange places. ~ The real reason you can't take it with you
is that it goes before you do. ~ Misers aren't much fun to live with,
but they make great ancestors! ~ Opportunities always look bigger
going than coming. ~ If you never know
where you're going, you can never get lost. ~ A true friend is one
that lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor's. ~ A person who can
smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
~ Money isn't everything... there's credit cards, money orders, and
travelers checks. ~ A
baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out
acting like teenagers. ~ Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables
you to immediately recognize a mistake when you make that exact same
mistake again.
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