JOKE OF THE DAY 9 Oct 2009

Profound Thoughts On Parenthood

~ There are three ways to get
something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your
children to do it. ~ Adolescence is the age when children try to bring
up their parents. ~ Kids really known how to brighten a household;
they never turn off any lights! ~ You know the only people in this
world who are always sure about the proper way to raise children?
~ Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to
shovel the driveway during a blizzard. ~ Oh, to be only half as
wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and half as
stupid as my teenager now thinks I am! ~ My best advice on raising
children is this -- enjoy them while they are still on your side!
~ There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable
diseases and his mother's age. ~ To be in your children's memories
tomorrow, you have to be in their lives today.
An alarm clock is a device
for awakening people who don't have small children. ~ Adolescence is
the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all
the answers. ~ The people hardest to convince that it's time for
retirement are children at bedtime. ~ How do you cope when the 'apple'
of your eye becomes the "Why 'orange' you buying me the latest Xbox
game?" ~ No wonder kids are
confused today -- half the adults tell them to find themselves; the
other half tell them to get lost. ~ The right temperature in a home
is maintained by warm hearts, not by hot heads. ~ Why is it that our
children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

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