JOKE OF THE DAY 29 Sep 2009

The Buffalo Theory of Beer Drinking

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest
buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at
the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the
herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group
keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much
the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain
cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers!
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