JOKE OF THE DAY 8 Oct 2009

That Humble Toaster

If IBM made toasters...
They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted
for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five,
maybe six toasters.
If Microsoft made toasters...
Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster.
You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'd still have to pay for
it anyway. Everyone would hate Microsoft toasters, but nonetheless would
buy them since most of the good bread only works with their toasters.
If Apple made toasters...
It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier.
If the NSA made toasters...
Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could
access in case they needed to get at your toast for reasons of national
security.
If NASA made toasters...
The crust would fall of the breat shortly after popping up.
If Sony made toasters...
Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger than the single piece
of bread it is meant to toast, can be conveniently attached to your
belt. It would produce better quality bread than the iToaster from
Apple, but nobody would buy it because it is no longer the "toast of the
town" the way the iToaster is.
If the Franklin Mint made toasters...
Every month you would receive another lovely hand-crafted piece of your
authentic Civil War pewter toaster.
If Timex made toasters...
They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toasters that take a
licking and keep on toasting.
If Radio Shack made toasters...
The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anything about it. You
would be able to buy all the parts to build your own toaster. You would
be asked your name and address at the cash register.
If K-Tel sold toasters...
They would not be available in stores, and you would get a free set of
Ginsu knives with each toaster purchased.

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