JOKE OF THE DAY 6 Oct 2009

Wife: Love and Marriage

~ My wife and I have the secret to making a
marriage last. ~ Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a
little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go
Fridays. ~ We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine
is in NY. ~ I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way
back. ~ I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" So I suggested,
"How about the kitchen?" ~ We always hold hands. If I let go, she
shops. ~ She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric
bread maker Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to
sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. ~ My
wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the
carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake." ~ My
wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but
BOY, can she climb a tree now! ~ She got a mudpack and looked great
for two days.Then the mud fell off... ~ She ran after the garbage
truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No,
jump in!" Bitter Little World
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