Wednesday, September 16, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 17 Sep 2009

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND "GUYS"

Men: know what they
want to be doing five years from now.
Guys: are not sure what they want to do later tonight. Men: read
Crichton, watch Rather, play golf.
Guys: read King, watch Seinfeld, play poker. Men: put you on the
phone when their mothers call.
Guys: pretend you're not there when their moms call. Men: wear ties
with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes with laces.
Guys: wear high school T-shirts they've actually owned since high
school.
Men: balance their checkbooks.
Guys: balance their loans so that they never hit up the same buddy twice
in a row. Men: claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors,
driving, and paying for dinner.
Guys: claim to be feminists so they can let YOU open doors, drive, and
pay for dinner. Men: are afraid of becoming their fathers.
Guys: are afraid of becoming men. Men: order wine based on more than
the price.
Guys: bring their own beer Giuliani Marries Cousin?

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