JOKE OF THE DAY 24 Jun 2009

Funny Bumper Stickers

 

 

~ Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently
talented fool. ~ Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who
don't. ~ I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. ~
A day without sunshine is like ... night. ~ On the other hand, you
have different fingers. ~ Despite the cost of living, have you noticed
how it remains so popular? ~ Change is inevitable, except from a
vending machine! ~ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar
territory.

~Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. ~ You have the
right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used
against you. ~ I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without
sponges. ~ Honk if you love peace and quiet!

~ It is hard to understand
how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of
living ~ The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. ~ It
is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. ~ You can't have
everything, where would you put it? ~ Latest survey shows that 3 out
of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. ~ The things that
come to those who wait are usually the things left by those who got
there first. ~ A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
doing well. ~ It was recently discovered
that research causes cancer in rats. ~ Everybody lies, but it doesn't
matter since nobody listens. ~ Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some just don't have film (or space on their SD Card!) ~ He who laughs
last, thinks slowest. ~ I started out with nothing, and I still have
most of it. ~ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.

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