JOKE OF THE DAY 23 Jun 2009

Characteristics of "The Company Car" ... ...
accelerates at a phenominal rate. ... has a much shorter braking
distance than the private car. ... can take speed humps at twice the
speed of private cars. ... The oil and tires never have to be checked!
... The floor is cunningly designed to double as an ashtray. ... It
does not need to be kept under shelter at night
. ... It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light
flashing. ... It needs cleaning less often than private cars. ...
The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks,
concrete slabs and other building material. ... Unusual and alarming
engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio. ... It
needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the
keys in the ignition. ... It is especially sand and waterproof for
barbeques and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.

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