JOKE OF THE DAY 16 Jun 2009

Expecting A Lot
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came
running up to her husband jumping for joy. Not knowing how to react,
the husband started jumping up and down along with her. "Why are we so
happy?" he asked. "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" she
said. "Great!" he said, "Tell me what you're so happy about." She
stopped jumping and was breathless from all the jumping up and down.
"I'm pregnant!" she gasped. The husband was ecstatic as they had been
trying for a while. He grabbed her, kissed her, and started telling
her how wonderful it was, and that he couldn't be happier. Then she
said "Oh, honey there's more." "What do you mean more?", he asked.
"Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked
her how she knew. "It was easy" she said, "I went to the pharmacy and
bought the 2-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out
positive!"
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