JOKE OF THE DAY 19 May 2009

Dear Forest Service

 

... These are supposedly actual comments left on Forest Service
registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing
wilderness camping trips. ~ "A small deer came into my camp and stole
my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call."
~ "Escalators would help on steep uphill sections." ~ "Instead of a
permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce
worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to
wilderness." ~ "Trails need to be wider so people can walk while
holding hands." ~ "Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use
walking sticks are more likely to chase animals." ~ "All the mile
markers are missing this year." ~ "Found a smoldering cigarette left
by a horse." ~ "Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid
building trails that go uphill." ~ "Too many bugs and leeches and
spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of
these pests."

~"Please pave the trails so they can be plowed
of snow in the winter." ~ "Chairlifts need to be in some places so
that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them." ~
"The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please
eradicate these annoying animals." ~ "Reflectors need to be placed on
trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights."
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