JOKE OF THE DAY 29 Apr 2009

12-Step Program for Web Addicts

 

~ I will have a cup of coffee in the
morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to. ~ I will get
dressed before noon. ~ I will eat meals with a knife and fork and not
with one hand typing. ~ I will make an attempt to clean the house (and
plan dinner) before watching funny videos online! ~ I will sit down
and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family members
who manage to live life without a computer. ~ I will call someone on
the phone who I cannot contact via the Web. ~ I will read a book...if
I still remember how. ~ I will listen to those around me and stop telling them to turn the TV
down so I can hear the music on Pelize Stole My Car at Christmas time!
~ I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check my e-mail. ~ I
will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my
checkbook because I was too busy on the Web! ~ I will try to get out
of the house at least once a week for a reason other than grocery
shopping. ~ Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to
bed before 3:00AM (and that the Web will always be there tomorrow!)

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