JOKE OF THE DAY 27 Apr 2009

Vintage Poem

Remember those days when we'd use a 56k modem to get online? Boy does
this joke bring back some bad memories! My High-Tech Prayer As I
boot up my PC,
my modem dialing next to me,
I ask the Lord, give me a sign....
Will I ever get on-line? If you'd kindly let me through,
I'll BYTE no more than I can chew.
I'll surf the WAVs  amid the Net,
with my MOUSE, a loyal pet. And through each window I will see
the websites that are offered me.
Resisting any chatroom's lure,
I'll download only what is pure. If system errors don't prevail,
I vow to read all my e-mail.
If you save me from a crash,
I'll dump my games into the trash. And please don't take my CD-ROM
Thank you Lord,

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