JOKE OF THE DAY 22 Apr 2009

A Hellish Room

 

A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died
and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity
here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the
devil said. In the first room were thousands of people standing on
their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show
me the second." In the second room were thousands of people standing
on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the
man said, "but show me the third." In the third, thousands of people
were standing ankle-deep in a room full of maggot infested
garbage, all drinking coffee. "I'll choose
this room," he said. Into the room he went and the door slammed behind
him. Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "O.K., coffee
break is over, back on your heads."
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