JOKE OF THE DAY 24 Apr 2009

God and Billboards

 

 

New billboards are getting our attention all over
the nation. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but a newspaper
listed all of them. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks"
billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white
text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. Let's meet
at my house Sunday
before the game.
-God
Tell the kids I love them.
-God
C'mon over
and bring the kids.

-God
What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."
didn't you understand?
-God
We need to talk.
-God
Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer.
-God
Loved the wedding,
invite me to the marriage.
-God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
I meant it.
-God
I love you and you
and you and you and...
-God
Will the road you're on
get you to my place?
-God
Follow me.
-God
Big bang theory,
you've got to be kidding.
-God
My way is the highway.
-God
Need directions?
-God
You think it's hot here?
-God
Have you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.
-God
Don't make me come down there.
-God
Do you have any idea
where you're going?
-God

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