JOKE OF THE DAY 20 Apr 2009

You've Overdosed on the World Wide Web When...

 

 

~ You see a beautiful sunset, and you
half-expect to see "Enhanced for Windows VISTA" on one of the clouds.
~ Your best friend's name is Svetlana; you've never met her in person.
~ Your opening line is: "So, are you on FaceBook?" ~ This is followed by:
"And what's your MySpace name?" ~ You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally
depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links to other
sites.  ~
You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a
puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that
separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you
desperately look for the "Back" button. ~ You visit "The Really Big
Button That Doesn't Do Anything  again and again and again.
~ Your dog has his own webpage. ~ So does your hamster. ~ So does
your cat - with the count of hamster kills. ~ When you read a
magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on all underlined
words and phrases
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