JOKE OF THE DAY 8 Apr 2009

A 'Loose' Guide On Exercising

 

~ If you are going to try
cross-country skiing, start with a small country. ~ I figure if God
meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up on our
body. ~ It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you
add one minute to your life. This enables you, at 95 years of age, to
spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $6,000 per month.
~ I have flabby thighs,
fortunately my stomach covers them. ~ I have to exercise early in the
morning before my brain figures out what I am doing. ~ My grandmother
started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, and we
don't know where the heck she is. ~ The biggest advantage of
exercising every day is that you die healthier. ~ I joined a health
club last year, spent about $400. Have not lost a pound. Apparently, you
have to show up.

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