Tuesday, September 01, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 2 Sep 2009

Warning Signs Your Cat is Too Fat

~ Has more chins than lives!
~ Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.
~Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
~ Jessica Simpson has begun issuing press releases to defend your cat's
weight gain!
~ Fewer calls to the fire department, but a sudden upsurge in broken
branches.
~ No longer cleans itself unless coated in Cheese Whiz or Cool Whip.
~ Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pants suit.
~ It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter!
~ He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull.
~ Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
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