JOKE OF THE DAY 1 Sep 2009

Why Ask Why?
~ If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
~ Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
~ Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
~ Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime?
~ Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited
there?
~ Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
~ How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
~ Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
~ If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on
the doors?
~ Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
drive?
~ If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the
pan?
~ If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a
height, what would happen?
~ If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you
turn on the headlights?
~ You know how most packages say, "Open here". What is the protocol if
the package says, "Open somewhere else".
~ Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
~ Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
~ Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
~ Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
turn down the volume on the radio?
~ Why are they called jumbo shrimp?

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