JOKE OF THE DAY 26 Aug 2009

Spelling Checker

I have a spelling checker.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss stakes aye can knot sea. Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew. A checker is a bless sing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime. Each frays come posed
up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque some spelling rule. Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We would bee maid to wine. Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear. Now spelling does not phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear. To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are know aloud. Sow ewe can sea
why are dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.

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