Thursday, August 27, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 28 Aug 2009

Valentine Signatures
depending on your personality.

Clever -- IOUXOXO
Athletic -- How about a little one-on-one?
Cosmic -- Didn't we know each other in another time and place?
Dreamy -- I never believed in love at first sight until you.
Enchantress -- A valentine spell has been cast on you!
Femme Fatale -- You cannot escape. I have ways to make you mine.
Bold -- FACE IT, YOU WANT ME!
Musical -- Always a love song in my heart for you.
No-nonsense -- What are you waiting for?
Old fashioned -- My mother warned me about guys/girls like you.
Sarcastic -- Hey! I signed the card. What else do you want?
Scientific -- The chemistry between us is definitely affirmative.
Self-assured -- Be my Valentine. "NO" is not an option.
Silly -- You're hotter than a jalapeno sandwich on an August noon in
Phoenix!
Stalker -- Be my Valentine. "NO" is not an option.
Wild Child -- You are twisted and slightly dangerous. I like that in a
person.
Worldly-- Je t'aime! (translation from French "I love you")

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