JOKE OF THE DAY 3 Sep 2009

Jewelry Heist

Morris the jeweler called the police station to report a
robbery: "You'll never believe what happened, Officer. A truck backed
up to my store, the doors opened and an elephant came out. He broke my
plate glass window, stuck his trunk in, sucked up
all the jewelry and climbed back into the
truck. The doors closed and the truck pulled away." The desk sergeant
said, "Could you tell me, for identification purposes, whether it was an
Indian elephant or an African elephant?" "What's the difference?"
asked Morris. "Well," said the sergeant, "an African elephant has
great big ears and an Indian elephant has little ears." "Come to think
of it, I couldn't see his ears," said the jeweler. "He had a stocking
over his head."
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