JOKE OF THE DAY 25 Aug 2009

My Parental Observations

~ A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the
morning. ~ A child will not spill on a dirty floor. ~ A young
child is a noise with dirt on it. ~ A youth becomes a man when the
marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires. ~
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. ~ God invented
mothers because he couldn't
be everywhere at once. ~ Having children is like having a bowling
alley installed in your brain. ~ If a child looks like his father,
that's heredity; if he looks like a neighbor, that's environment. ~
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
~ If you have trouble getting your children's attention
, just sit down and look
comfortable. ~ It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come
when they'll know as little as their parents. ~ Money isn't
everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. ~ Summer vacation is
a time when parents realize that teachers are underpaid. ~ The first
sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the
left. ~ There would be fewer problems with children if they had to
chop wood to keep the television set going.
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