JOKE OF THE DAY 3 Aug 2009

If Men Ruled the World...

 

~ When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she would
appear in a little box in the corner of the screen, and only during a
time-out.
~ Birth control would come in ale or lager. ~ Anniversary's and
Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur
every 4 years! ~ Any fake phone number a girl gave you would
automatically forward your call to her real number.
~ Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable
response to "I love you."
~ At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out
your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into
your car.~ Tanks would be far easier to rent (or lease). ~ Instead of a beer belly,
you'd get "beer biceps." ~ Instead of an expensive engagement ring,
you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said,
"You're #1!"  ~ "Cops" would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the
pursuing cops (or to the crooks.) ~ The only show opposite Monday
Night Football would be Monday Night Football From a Different Camera
Angle.
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