JOKE OF THE DAY 22 Jul 2009

 The CPA

 

There once was an accounting firm where the
senior CPA knew everything there was to know about accounting. She could
answer any question. She knew all the laterst tax laws; there wasn't a
better accountant anywhere! Every morning when she came to the office, she would unlock her desk
drawer, open it up and look inside for a moment, and then close and lock
it again. This puzzled all of her co-workers, because it was the only
eccentricity that this genius exhibited. For years no one dared to
breach etiquette and snoop through her desk, but her odd behavior became
something of a legend around the office. One day when the brilliant
woman was home sick, one junior accountant could control himself no
longer. Taking a letter opener he carefully pried open the desk lock.
Inside he found one sheet of paper, and written in large letters was:
"DEBITS ON THE LEFT...CREDITS ON THE RIGHT"

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