JOKE OF THE DAY 3 Mar 2009

Mandatory Attendance

 

Backin the day, it was required at my alma mater that, in order for a
student to receive credit for a particular course, a card listing
his/her courses had to be signed by the professor. It was policy that
students attend their courses, but depending on the size of the class,
it was often quite possible to receive credit, even after not attending
the class regularly. Not so, with one particular Physics professor. If
Professor Knitwiddy didn't recognize you, you would have to repeat the
course. On one occasion, a student handed his card Professor
Knitwiddy to be signed... The professor looked at the name, then at
the student, and said, "I've never seen you in my class," and handed
back the card. Being a science student, the young man thought
quickly, and proceeded to the end of the line. When he was at the front
again, he handed his card to Professor Knitwiddy. The prof looked at
the name, then at the student, and said, "You look familiar. OK," and
signed the card.
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