JOKE OF THE DAY 16 Dec 2009

Top Dog

Three men are in a pub bragging about their dogs. Each claims
to have the world's smartest dog. The first man says, "MY dog is so
smart, every morning I give him two dollars and he goes to the corner
shop to buy me the Herald. He knows it's the only paper I'll ever read.
He comes back with the correct change. Now that's a smart dog." The
second man says, "That's nothing. Every morning I give my dog
ten dollars and he goes to the corner shop to buy
me a pack of Marlboro's. He knows it's the only brand I'll smoke. He
comes back with correct change. Now that's a smart dog." The third man
says, "That's nothing. You know the corner shop where your dogs buy that
stuff? Well, my dog runs the place!"
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