JOKE OF THE DAY 2 Nov 2009

Foreign Phrases with a Twist

Folks were asked to take a well known
expression in a foreign language, change a single letter and provide a
definition for the new expression: Harlez-vous Francais?:
Can you drive a French motorcycle? Veni, Vidi, Visa:
I came, I saw, I shopped. Aloha Oy:
Love; greetings; farewell; and from such a pain you should never know
Haste Cuisine:
Fast French food Cogito Eggo Sum:
I think, therefore I am
Mazel Ton: Tons of luck
Veni, VIPi, Vici:
I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered Rigor Morris:
The cat is dead. Que Sera Serf:
Life is feudal Leroi est Mort. Jive Leroi:
The king is dead. No kidding Monage a Trois:
I am three years old Pro Bozo Publico:
Support your local clown Post Mortem:
Death styles of the rich and famous Respondez S'il Vois Plaid:
Honk if you're Scottish! Quip Pro Quo:
A fast retort Visa la France:
Don't leave your chateau without it! Carne Diem:

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