JOKE OF THE DAY 29 Oct 2009

Quarters Quest

On a busy Friday night at the Chicken Pluck Restaurant
where I'd recently started waiting tables, the owner suddenly emerged
from the kitchen and handed me money. "We're in trouble!" he said.
"We're out of quarters, and customers are waiting. Go next door and get
me $100 worth." I ran to the supermarket next door, but a cashier said
she wasn't allowed to give out that many quarters. Determined, I
sprinted to a convenience store two blocks away, but it was closed. At
a gas station farther down the road the clerk took pity and gave me ten
$10 rolls of quarters.

I returned to Chicken Pluck, twenty minutes after I'd left, and handed the
coin rolls to my boss.
"Where are the quarters?" he asked. "Right here," I said breathlessly.
"I meant chicken quarters!" exclaimed the boss.
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