JOKE OF THE DAY 2 Mar 2009

Elementary School Excuses

 

"Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not
bring him to school because Jerry couldn't remember where the school
was." "Ronnie would not finish his work last night. He said his brain
was too tired of spelling." "Eric hurt his knee in a karate
tournament over the weekend. He won his age group, but was in too much
pain to do his math assignment."

Amy did not do her
homework last night because we went out to a party and did not get home
until late. If she is tired, please let her sleep during recess time."
"Henry stayed home because he had a stomach ache from eating too much
frosting." "It was my fault Mike did not do his math homework last
night. His pencil broke and we do not have a pencil sharpener at home."

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