JOKE OF THE DAY 27 Jul 2007

Some Caddy Remarks

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course!"

Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

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Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"

Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

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Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

Caddy: "Eventually.

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Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown if I go in the lake to hit that ball?"

Caddy: "Doubt you can keep your head down that long?"

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Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.

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Golfer: "How do you like my game?"

Caddy: "I like it a lot but, personally, I prefer golf."

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Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of
a distraction.

Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

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Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?

Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day!"

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Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on ."

Caddy: "Technically, we're no longer on the actual golf course."

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Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

Caddy: "Well, it HAS been quite a while since we teed off, sir."

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