JOKE OF THE DAY 26 Jul 2007

Accurate Definitions (From A to Z)

Apple: A fruit found in Eden; a label on Abbey Road; a company which
thrives on music-copyright infringement (Ouch!)

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early; or a guy who was Born to Run!

Classic: A book which people priase, but do not read.

Conference: The confusion of one person multiplied by the number of
people present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to h&#@ in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.

Etc.: An abbreviation employed to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Lost: What used to happen to me often before I got a GPS in my car (or a
great television series on Fox.)

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Net: A good place to surf for funny pictures, videos, etc .. ;-)

Office: A location where you can relax after your strenuous home life;
or software that makes Gates happy and millions miserable!

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!!!

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water power.

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