JOKE OF THE DAY 25 Jul 2007

My Ex Is FINALLY Gone!

You want to know how stupid my ex really was? (Note, most of these are
equal opportunity insults. If your ex is female instead of male, just
switch the pronoun!)

My Ex was so stupid....

... he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

... he sent me a fax with a stamp on it!

... he misspelled I.Q.!

... he thought Boyz II Men was a day care center and Eartha Kitt was a
set of garden tools!

... under "education" on his job application, he put "Hooked On
Phonics."

... he tripped over a cordless phone!

... he spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"concentrate.

... at the bottom of the job application where it says "sign here," he
put "Sagittarius.

... he studied for a blood test.

... when he heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he
moved!

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