JOKE OF THE DAY 1 Aug 2007

Aren't you Moses?

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing
white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair.

The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other
arm. George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses?" The
man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.

George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked
again, "Aren't you Moses?" The man continued to peruse the ceiling.
George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you
Moses?"

The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "YES, I AM!"

George W. asked him why he was so uppity and had taken so long to answer
him.

The man replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up stuck in a
desert for forty years!

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