JOKE OF THE DAY 8 Jan 2009
Clean Dishes
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.
When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the
dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. "Were these dishes ever
cleaned?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and
grime. She replied, "Of course they were cleaned, Father. They're as
clean as soap and water could get them." He felt a bit apprehensive,
but blessed the food anyway and they all started eating. The meal was
delicious and he paid his compliments in spite of the dirty dishes.
When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled:
"Here Soap! Here Water!"
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When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the
dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. "Were these dishes ever
cleaned?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and
grime. She replied, "Of course they were cleaned, Father. They're as
clean as soap and water could get them." He felt a bit apprehensive,
but blessed the food anyway and they all started eating. The meal was
delicious and he paid his compliments in spite of the dirty dishes.
When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled:
"Here Soap! Here Water!"
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QUOTATION OF THE DAY
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They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But
they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
the world of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great
leaders.
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WORTH READING
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Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of
wisdom that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to
question the priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
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be expletive or subtle but they are definitely rated - XXX. Statutory
Warning - 18++ may be injurious if your mommy sees it, subscribe at your own
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