JOKE OF THE DAY 9 Jan 2009

Crooked Questions

 

1) Can you cry under water? 2) How important does a
person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of
just murdered? 3) Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat
often round? 4) Why do you have to "put your two cents in "... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to? 5) Once you're in heaven, do you
get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 6) Why
does a round pizza come in a square box? 7) What did 'cured' ham
actually have? 8) How is it that we put a man on the
moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage? 9) Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when
babies wake up every two hours and cry? 10) If a deaf person has to go
to court, is it still called a hearing? 11) Why are you IN a movie,
but you're ON TV? 12) Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and
then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 
13) How come we choose
from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? 14) Why
do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway. 15) If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does
he/she call? 16) Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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