JOKE OF THE DAY 18 Sep 2007

Thoughts on Marriage and Men

- An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever
make!

- A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married
man's face.

- Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.

- Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second
fiddle!

- Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a
higher authority at home

- Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

- A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she
thinks of him.

- Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

- The argument you just won with your wife... isn't over yet.

and lastly.....

- Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have
been these very defects which prevented her from gettting a better
husband that the one she married!

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